Chatroulette Handbook

By now, you probably have heard the newest craze – that is, chatroulette. Urbandictionary.com defines it as “A live streaming website where you connect with completely random strangers with a webcam and microphone. Every other person you connect to is a horny dude wanking, or if you're a chick, you are asked to see your tits. You disconnect when you want and keep talking if the person's chill.” Odds are, you will be shown 15 creepy dudes or dicks before you see a person or group of people you feel are worthwhile talking to yet the wait is most often well worth it. The game gets addicting because after you find a user that is cool, you want to find another that is cooler or game to play chatroulette.

To help you understand chatroulette and make the most of your experience, I have compiled a list of rules and games that you may want to try and explain situations that you are most likely to encounter.

RULES:

Rule #1) NEVER PLAY CHATROULETTE SOBER – if you do, then straight up, you are a loser. However, as more and more people begin to find out about it, I feel that playing sober may become cool one day. Currently, the game is not meant to be taken seriously and if you go on looking to talk to other people while sober you are asking for punishment and are a serious horny creeper that is going to get jizzed on by 800 dicks in a period of 30 minutes. You need to have some sort of substance in your system to make you feel less awkward and creepy. Petrone or some other form of tequila is usually a great drink to make this game exciting and more enjoyable. Other acceptable drinks include, kamikazee shots, ed hardy vodka, or imported beer.

Rule #2) NEVER PLAY CHATROULETTE ALONE – the only people that play chatroulette alone are dudes with their dicks out, sleepy dudes that are shirtless just wanting to see tits from North America and creepy dudes from Australia that are taking a day off from rugby and ready to “oy oy oy” in the virtual realm. Straight up don’t play alone – you’re asking for trouble. Ok maybe there are some interesting people that play by themselves, but that's based on the law of averages - your bound to find some outliers when 180 million people are playing.

Rule #3) IT IS MUCH BETTER TO PLAY WITH FEMALES – females make the chatroulette game work. Rarely, does a female get F9’d and if she does, the males can give the female a long, accentuated “ohhhhhhh” to inform the female that she just got burned by a creep on chatroulette and give her an “ego check” after being asked to see her tits from the previous 30 pervs. Just imagine the joy you get out of seeing one of your lady friends getting F9’d by a creepeirdo (yes a creepeirdo, a mix between a creep and a weirdo). But, besides that, girls let you play with the dudes on the other end and fuck with their minds (is there anything more fun than being able to fuck with someone’s mind and know that there is nothing they can do in return, except maybe F9 you?).

Check out this video on some research some guy did about chatroulette showing the difference between the 3 genders: males, females, and perverts.

Biggest tip I can give guys is that you have to be original if you want people to chat with you. You got to where interesting clothing, have props, or do something exciting that will keep the other party wanting to talk to you.

Girls, you just need to show up and tease the guys. They will be coming up with things to impress you with - just sit back, enjoy it, and laugh it off. Wearing low cut shirts will ensure that you will rarely get nexted.

Things to do on Chatroulette to make it interesting

1) Punking people - too much fun to play with people's minds. Best thing to do is have multiple people present, including one or several girls. Best to have the girls in front of the camera in low cut shirts. 77.243432% of the males on chatroulette are just there to see tits so have the females ask to the males "if they wanna c tits?" Obviously they'd say yes (and potentially lick their lips). Slowly have the females begin to get closer and fake like they are going to show and then zoom the webcam on one of your male friend's tits. Begin to zoom out so the person on the other end can see that they have just been punk'd and was licking their lips to man boobs. Type in the word "punk'd" and click F9.

2) Use an instrument- you can become a youtube sensation by playing an instrument or singing to the person on the other end of the line. First, you can make funny observations about the other person's disfigurements or flaws. Second, if you are good, people are going to want to stay around and listen to what you have to say. Third, you will have a great story and might become a legend on the internet.

This guy became an Internet sensation because of his singing and instrumental brilliance.

3) Search for celebrities- celebrities have become your average chatroulette player lately. You could randomly search for a famous person until you find one. Check out these screenshots of celebs playing chatroulette.

4) Chatroulette drinking game- make a drinking game for chatroulette. Some ideas include take a shot everytime you see a dick, when a female shows up on the other end chug until she F9s you, drink when you see someone playing by themselves, etc. You can make up your own rules but have fun with it. There is actually a facebook group with an "official chatroulette drinking game"

Facebook Chatroulette drinking game

I hope everyone has fun playing this game and looks for me on it very soon!