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The Long Awaited Arrival of the Heat Came with a Thud!

After months of anticipation for the new look Miami Heat, the Boston Celtics put a damper on their party. The Celtics held them to 9 points in the first quarter and really showed them who the big dogs in the East are. What was surprising was that there was not a lot of rumbling about whether or not this team was who we thought they were. There was no questioning of whether the Big 3 could put their egos aside. Instead, the rumbling was that it was going to take time for the team to gel and how scary it would be once they got their chemistry down.

The next three games, they showed the doubters that these villains really are going to be scary. Orlando had won all 8 of their preseason games and their opener by over 25 ppg. Then came into Miami for their much-anticipated game where they thought they could dominate with their size. The villains said welcome to our evil-layer and sent a big message to anyone else that wants to play the role of hero.

The Champs are The Team to Beat

After an emotional opening ceremony, where the Lakers raised their 16th championship banner and received their championship rings, they showed their perseverance by coming back from down 16 points in the second half to the Rockets, then went on the road to beat their rivals from Phoenix, and came back home to crush the Steph Curry-less Golden State Warriors. It looks like playing at the World Championships really helped Lamar Odom because he has looked unstoppable and in midseason form. Three double-doubles in his first three games, and he has been able to get his teammates involved. Like the Heat, the Lakers seem to be getting better with every game, which is scary.

Phoenix had the best bench last year in the NBA but the Lakers could challenge the Suns for that title this season. Shannon Brown came off the bench verse the Rockets to will his team back into the game in the second half with his performance and Steve Blake hit the game winning three-pointer. What happen when Andrew Bynum comes back? What a scary thought.

New Faces, New Places

Let’s start with the Big 3 in Miami. Everyone now knows that it is going to take a little bit of time for these guys to mesh. Remember, they only played three minutes together on the court in preseason. They have looked really good after that first game against Boston.

Amare Stoudemire and Raymond Felton in New York have the Knicks off to a 1-2 start. Stoudemire was probably the preseason MVP of the league but his lofty numbers in the preseason have not translated over to the regular season. He will get it though. Felton has made some nice plays for the Knicks but the surprise on the team so far has been their trading chip Wilson Chandler who has put up big numbers off the bench.

David Lee’s numbers have been lackluster through the first three games for the Warriors. He quietly put up two double-doubles in his first game but then had a dreadful game verse the Lakers with no points and 3 rebounds. This really is Monta Ellis’ and Steph Curry’s team. Lee needs to pick it up and the way the Warriors like to run his numbers need to (and should) get higher.

Al Jefferson seems to be improving each game in Utah. He had an abysmal 6 point and board night verse the Nuggets to open the season but has improved on that recently by recording a 20 point, 9 rebound night and a 23 point, 10 rebound in consecutive games.

Darren Collison has the Indiana Pacers off to a 2-1 start but it really has been moreso the emergence of Roy Hibbert and the solid play from Danny Granger that has highlighted this teams success. He has averaged 13.7 points and 5.7 assists through three games – respectable.

Maybe not on the stat sheet, but moreso his sheer presence, Shaquille O’Neal has had a large impact on the Boston Celtics. Having that big body inside has allowed Kevin Garnett to do what he does best on offense and that is hit those 18-20 foot jump shots. Shaq does not put up the numbers any more to be a legitimate guy that can win games but he helps his team in so many ways.

Let the D-Rose MVP Campaign Begin

Derrick Rose wondered why he wasn’t getting any attention for NBA MVP. Well, through the first two games he has put up MVP-type numbers. He has been getting to the line, getting his teammates involved, scoring and playing solid defense. Through the first two games he’s averaging 33.5 points and had a 39 point, 7 assist game against the Pistons. If he keeps it up he will gain more attention.

Surprises so far

With all the problems that seem to be related to Carmelo Anthony and his happiness in Denver, his play on the court and his teammates play is showing that what happens off the court, stays off the court. Two huge wins over Houston and Utah have the Nuggets off to a solid start in the West. Al Harrington seems to be fitting in well, Arron Afflalo looks to have taken that next step, and Sheldon Williams is fitting into his role as a starter for the Nuggets.

The Utah Jazz, with such high expectations after being able to acquire Al Jefferson after losing Carlos Boozer played two stinkers to start the season but then shocked everyone by crushing Oklahoma City by 21 points in Oklahoma. The Jazz got beat by 16 at home against the Suns and lost by 22 on the road to the Nuggets. I know it’s early, but this team needs to figure out if they want to be good or bad – they can’t be bad with D-Williams, Jefferson, and Paul Millsap.

After losing their first 18 games last year, the New Jersey Nets won their first two to start this season and Avery Johnson has the New Jersey Nets playing decent basketball. They made two nice comebacks against Sacramento and Detroit to start the season.

It’s nice to see that Minnesota is taking steps in the right direction. Having all that youth is going to take time but David Kahn now looks a little smarter after stocking up all those first round picks – many of us thought he didn’t use them wisely but his team is filled with young, athletic, good perimeter defenders and shooters as well as the double-double machine Kevin Love. Remember, they still have Ricky Rubio coming over shortly. This team looks like it followed the OKC model for success and it may very well come quicker than expected.

NBA Carousel

As much as this league is very top heavy this year with so many good teams, almost any team can beat any other team on any given night. Follow this and let me know how to rank these teams. Cleveland beats Boston – Toronto beats Cleveland – New York beats Toronto – Boston beats New York - and just for all the Cavs fans that want to hold onto that belief that their team will win a championship before the Heat – Boston beat Miami the night before the Cavs beat the Celtics.

Through one week in the NBA, only four teams remain undefeated. Most surprising? New Orleans who has beat the Spurs (on the road), the Nuggets, and the Bucks. Least surprising? The defending Champs from LA.

Rookie Watch

The rookies have made their debuts and there are three stars in the making! It’s going to be tough to judge the race for rookie of the year between Griffin and Wall. Two guys with completely differently playing styles - one is just an animal who puts his body on the line and will fight for every ball, the other a finesse player who will score and get his teammates involved.

John Wall had an impressive debut, even though his team got blown out by Orlando but his second game, on the road at Atlanta, was brilliant. He kept his team in the game, put up 28 points and dished out 9 assists. It will be interesting to see what happens when Gilbert Arenas comes back.

Blake had the most impressive debut of the rookies putting up 20 points and 14 boards, including 9 offensive boards in a loss to Portland. In his first three games, he has scored at least 14 points and outhustled opponents for 9 rebounds each game.

The other potential rookie of the year candidate, DeMarcus Cousins, has helped his team to a surprising 2-1 record through the first three games. Cousins has been pretty consistent averaging 13.3 ppg and 7.3 rpg and Tyreke Evans will help make him a better player. His stats and minutes will probably go down now that Samuel Dalembert is back but he can go out and play his game and his team does not have to worry about his fouls because they have a more than capable backup.

Games of the Week

Golden State 132, Houston 128- this game showed Golden State has one of the best backcourts in the NBA. Ellis had 46 points (most in an opener since Jordan put up 59 verse Cleveland in 1989) and Steph Curry had 25 points and 11 assists. For the Rockets, Luis Scola had 36 points and 16 boards and the game was tight from beginning to end and exciting with little to no defense.

Boston 105, New York 101- New York made this close late but this was Rondo’s game, and on a team filled with players who have been to multiple all-star games and have made it to multiple titles, it was the guy with the least credentials that has been and will be the guiding force for the Celtics. Rondo had a triple double including 24 assists!! Paul Pierce also had a big game with 25 points and 14 rebounds.

Memphis 91, Dallas 90- what a huge win for the Grizzlies who played great defense on the last play of the game to prevent Dallas from getting the ball for a game winning shot. They won on the road and without their 20/10 guy Zach Randolph.

Boston 88, Miami 80- this game is just up here just because of the anticipation of it. Boston was dominant and the score is not indicative of how dominant they really were.

Crazy Lines of the Week

Lots of players stood out this week with huge stat lines this week and it looks like this season there will be plenty of players who have huge stat lines. There were two triple doubles this opening week with Rondo’s 24 assist performance verse the Knicks and also Brandon Jennings 20 point, 10 rebound, 10 assist performance verse Charlotte Saturday night.

Big guys with big stats- Luis Scola went off for 18 points and 16 boards on opening night, then 36 points and 16 rebounds verse the Warriors, and then 28 points and 10 rebounds verse the Nuggets. Joakim Noah had 18 points and 19 rebounds in the opener for the Bulls verse the Thunder, then went off for 15 points and 17 boards while fighting an illness in a win against the Pistons.

Little guys doing big things- Chris Paul opened up the season with 17 points and 16 assists in a win over the Bucks. Jason Kidd has 12 points and 18 assists verse Charlotte.

The funniest line of the week- the Toronto Raptors starting power forward, Reggie Evans, takes this title. Through two games, he is averaging 15 rebounds… and 1 point. Proves that hard work on the defensive end will get you playing time, even if you can’t put the ball in the basket.

Power Rankings Week 2

1) LA Lakers (3-0) – defending champions have looked like the team to beat after the first half of the Houston game.
2) Boston (2-1) – showed Miami that the road to winning the East goes through Boston
3) Miami (3-1) – looks like each game they are playing better and better.
4) Portland (3-0) – have beaten two teams on the road and the number 3 seed in the West. Nicolas Batum is looking good early.
5) Atlanta (3-0) – how good does the Memphis thrashing on the road in game 1 look now?
6) Orlando (1-1) – after averaging wins by over 25ppl through the preseason and game, definitely got a “Heat” check Friday.
7) Dallas (2-1) – getting production out of every position so far.
8) Oklahoma City (2-1) – we know it’s Durant’s team but Russell Westbrook has looked outstanding.
9) New Orleans (3-0) – have beaten three playoff teams already this season. Nice surprise.
10) Chicago (1-1) - let the D-Rose MVP campaign begin. How about Noah’s lines in the first two games too?
11) Denver (2-1) – even with all the controversy this team is very good.
12) Memphis (2-1) – big win on the road over the Mavs without Z-Bo
13) San Antonio (1-1) – Spurs know it’s a marathon, not a sprint and will still reach 45+ wins.
14) Utah (1-2) – phew. Finally a signature win on the road vs OKC. Two BIG losses to teams they are supposed to be comparable with.
15) Phoenix (1-2) – still are one of the best shooting teams, have one of the best PGs, and one of the best benches in the NBA.
16) Indiana (2-1) – is the emergence of Roy Hibbert finally here?
17) Golden State (2-1) – the loss of Steph Curry will hurt, hopefully its only for a few games. In their first two games, Lee, Ellis, and Curry looked unstoppable.
18) New Jersey (2-1) – a much improved team. two nice comeback wins and then the Big 3 reminded them there is still a long way to go.
19) Milwaukee (1-2) – such high hopes. A loss to Minnesota is not acceptable, even on the road.
20) New York (1-2) – a nice showing verse Boston and Portland but they need to figure out how to win those types of games to get better.
21) Houston (0-3) – tough loss to LA to open the season and a tough loss in the most exciting game of the week at Golden State. Scola is on fire.
22) Sacramento (2-1) – a nice surprise to see them above .500. Could easily be undefeated if they put the Nets away.
23) Charlotte (0-3) – is this the same team that made the playoffs last year?
24) Cleveland (1-1) – big win verse Boston proves all hope is not lost. Big loss to Toronto proves there is still a lot to do.
25) Toronto (1-1) – what has been lost through the whole Bosh-less saga is that this team is playing solid defense.
26) LA Clippers (0-3) – this team proves that being good on paper doesn’t necessarily translate to being good on the court.
27) Detroit (0-3) – team looks healthy and although they are winless, have played teams tough.
28) Minnesota (1-2) – this team is not as bad as people think.
29) Philadelphia (0-3) – played the Heat and Hawks tough at home but gave up verse the Pacers late.
30) Wizards (0-2) – John Wall is as exciting as advertised. 28 points, 9 assists in his second game.

My NBA Blog - Preseason predictions

Hold Me To It: 40 BOLD NBA Predictions
Season is less than two weeks away and there is nothing more appealing to a sports fan than making their predictions and showing off to other people and letting them know how good they are at predicting the future. Here are 40 predictions that you can hold me to – I’ll revisit these at the midway point in the season and see how I did at the end of the season.

Opening Night
It all starts October 26th in the Garden. Seeing as all anyone ever wants to talk about is the Miami Heat, let’s start with them – and let me give Heat fans some disappointing news. The Miami Heat will start the season under .500 by losing the opener to the Big Shamrock and company (1). That’s when all the questions are going to start coming in about the depth of the team and if the Big Three of Miami can put their egos aside for the rest of the season and win. Don’t worry though Heat fans, the Heat will still win come first in the East (2). Also, the star players, Chris Bosh will average a double-double, and LeBron and D-Wade will average 20-5-5 (3,4,5).

Winners on opening night? Easy. All three home teams: Boston, Portland, and the Lakers (6,7).

Super Friends
Talk of the summer has been Melo and CP3 wanting to join their own group of “superfriends” with Amare in New York. The rumors have been swirling all around but both CP3 and Melo will stay put in their current situations for at least this season (7,8). They are too valuable to their teams to just give up, especially with the talent on the Nugget roster; there is no reason to get rid of Anthony unless they really falter.

All-Star Game
Speaking of Amare, Stoudemire is going to gain more fan votes than Kevin Garnett and be the starting power forward and Garnett will not be voted an All-Star for the first time since 1999 (9,10). While on the topic of the All-Star Game, the point guards for the Eastern Conference All-Stars will be Rajon Rondo, Derrick Rose, and……. BRANDON JENNINGS (11,12,13). That’s right. Jennings is going to take a huge leap this year and be a force to be reckoned with. Carlos Boozer is going to go from Western Conference All-Star last year to Eastern Conference All-Star this year (14).

The Staples Center is going to be electric. The hometown favorite Shannon Brown is going to beat Demar Derozan in the final of the dunk contest (15). Stephen Curry is going to beat Danny Granger in the three-point shootout (16).

Coaching Carousel
Nobody likes being on the hot seat. Don Nelson was probably the coach with the hottest seat but he got let go right before the season started. First coach that gets let go during the season is Jay Triano (17).

So, Who Makes The Playoffs?
If the Memphis Grizzlies get off to a poor start Lionel Hollins might be gone. But I don’t think that’s going to happen. In fact, I say the Memphis Grizzlies make the jump and make it to the playoffs this year (18). If Memphis is in, who’s out? It’s The Phoenix Suns (17). I know they held their own without Amare for part of the season in the past but they are going to need to find someone to run the pick’n’roll with Nash and be able to share the ball enough between Nash and Turkoglu. I think that doesn’t happen and they get an early start to their summer vacation.
Out West, the Lakers still reign supreme. That’s not a prediction. That’s a statement. If Portland stays healthy they will have home court in the first round of the playoffs (19). Why do I think that Portland will be a top four team in the West? Well, healthy players throughout the season leads to better results and I think that they will be relatively healthy throughout the season and especially during playoff time. They already got off on the wrong foot with Greg Oden missing the first little bit of the season and now Jeff Pendergraph being done for the season. I will say that Greg Oden will play the most games he has played in a season since he entered the league this year (20). Speaking of injuries, Denver and Phoenix will be the most injury-prone teams out West (21) and consequently, struggle to meet expectations. We will also see a resurgence of the San Antonio Spurs and they will be a top four seed (the Dallas Mavericks will round out the top four in the West) (22,23).

In the East, the top 6 teams are pretty much set (just the seeds need to be determined): Miami, Boston, Orlando, Atlanta, Chicago, and Milwaukee. The final two teams to make the playoffs? The New York Knicks and the Indiana Pacers (24).
And let’s talk about Amare’s team, the Knicks. For the first time in seven years, the New York Knicks will be going back to the playoffs. They’re going to be the seven seed and lose in the first round but it is definitely a step in the right direction (25). And with Eddy Curry’s salary coming off the books at the end of the season, the team will have some room to sign another big name at the end of the season.

The Rooks
Most underrated rookies in this year’s draft? Larry Sanders and James Anderson (26,27). Sanders reminds me of a young Joakim Noah – he can rebound and block shots and is intense! Anderson can flat out score and will put up buckets.
Winner of the rookie of the year award is going to go to… Blake Griffin (28)! Griffin was a beast in college and the guy could average 15/10 as a rookie! John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins are the only two other guys that could challenge.
Larry Sanders is going to lead all rookies in blocks and make a big impact on the Bucks second unit (29).


Up and Comers
Is it me or are the Minnesota Timberwolves not going to be as bad as they seem? Michael Beasley is going to win the Most Improved Player Award after switching to the 3 (30). Ricky Rubio says he is coming next year, they have several young players, Kevin Love is a beast on the boards, will average a double-double (31), and has improved his outside shooting game, they added Beasley to be a primary scorer, traded for Martell Webster who is a deadly shooter, and they drafted Wes Johnson who will be a pretty solid, energetic player. Now all they need is a center.

Don’t want to get to repetitive and keep saying “is it me or” but, is it me or does Linas Kleiza look like a younger, more athletic, better shooter, than Hedo Turkoglu? Kleiza will be one of the biggest surprises this year with great three-point shooting and averaging 15 plus points per game (32).

Jeff Teague, the standout point guard from Wake Forest, is ready to take the jump to becoming the Atlanta Hawks starter and will pass Mike Bibby on the depth chart midway through the season and do a terrific job for the Hawks (33).

Another guy coming off the bench that will turn into a fantasy beast is Terrence Williams of the New Jersey Nets (35). Williams was an animal in March and April when he got a chance to play and although he won’t start at the beginning of the year, he will get his chances to prove that last year wasn’t a fluke.

I know he's won the Most Improved Player Award twice, but Monta Ellis will again be improved and put up huge numbers (36). It might not be with the Warriors but whatever team he plays for he will score, rebound, get assists, and steal the ball from his opponents.

Other Stats
The Raptors NBA record of 942 games of hitting a three pointer will come to an end this year – they will not make a three in more than one game (37).

So Who Wins the Larry O’Brien Trophy?
Phil Jackson three-peated from 91-93. Then he three-peated from 96-98. Then he three-peated from 01-03. So it looks like its destiny for him to three-peat from 09-11. The Lakers will win the championship (38). Who will they face? The Orlando Magic. Magic are going to beat both the Heat and the Celtics in the playoffs but they wont be able to win the most important series and lose in seven (39). Kobe Bryant will win the finals MVP and tie Michael Jordan with his sixth NBA title (40).

It is going to be an exciting season and I cannot wait for the opener and seeing my predictions come true!!

W L
Miami 61 21
Orlando 58 24
Boston 54 28
Chicago 47 35
Milwaukee 45 37
Atlanta 43 39
New York 41 41
Indiana 38 44
Charlotte 37 45
New Jersey 35 47
Washington 33 49
Detroit 30 52
Toronto 29 53
Philadelphia 28 54
Cleveland 19 63



LA Lakers 60 22
Dallas 52 30
Portland 51 31
San Antonio 50 32
Utah 50 32
Oklahoma City 49 33
Memphis 45 37
Houston 44 38
Denver 43 39
New Orleans 39 43
LA Clippers 37 45
Phoenix 35 47
Golden State 33 49
Sacramento 26 56
Minnesota 18 64

Miami 4
Indiana 0

Chicago 4
Milwaukee 3

Orlando 4
New York 1

Boston 4
Atlanta 2

LA Lakers 4
Houston 2

San Antonio 4
Utah 3

Dallas 4
Memphis 1

Portland 4
OKC 3

Miami 4
Chicago 2

Orlando 4
Boston 3

LA Lakers 4
San Antonio 3

Dallas 2
Portland 4

Miami 2
Orlando 4

LA Lakers 4
Portland 2

Orlando 3
LA Lakers 4

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My Television Debut!!!!!

So I organized this whole basketball thing at my gym with Sonny Weems and Demar Derozan of the Toronto Raptors coming out and Raptors TV came out to film it. They have webisodes going and it was put into parts so you gotta stay tuned to see the entire show - its entitled "The Open Run with Sonny and Demar". Part One was just released and it features yours truly - not gonna lie - i was a little bit nervous but it was a lot of fun. Take a look at part one... sonny and demar are clowns

Just played ball with sonny weems and demar derozan!!!!

so i have a social media success story that i would love to share.... regis and kelly, oprah, ellen, if you guys are reading and would like to put me on your show, please follow me on my social media page... aka my twitter account @DvdBonan.... i duno how often this happens but i think im pretty lucky for this to happen (not just because im a bro).....

i was talking to my friend about the raptors this season on saturday and we were just thinkin how the team was gonna do and how exciting we are gonna be this year.... i thought to myself.... the guys on the team seem so nice and are my age... id love to get them to play ball with me.....so i take a shot in the dark and msg sonny weems on his twitter asking him to come play ball with me at my gym because we have good runs.... anyways, in like 5 mins he responds back asking for more info and ultimately says to me pick a day and a time and him and demar derozan would come to the gym to play..... never met the guy (have seen him play), never tried tweeting him before, and BOOM - strike the goldmine... getting in touch with two of my favorite players on my favorite team

so they come out in a sick range rover and i shake sonny and demars hands and welcome them to the gym - ppl kept swarming them wanting autographs and pictures and because theyre rookies there ok with giving that stuff out and still like the attention but it was kinda sad to see them getting swarmed.... anyways we go in and play ball and it was probly my best ball experience - i got to play on a team that consisted of me weems derozan and two of hteir buddies..... hadnt been that nervous for a ball game since like second year university and it showed... but man could they throw it down... everyone was oooohing and ahhhhhing..... some of the dunks were better than the actual dunk contest dunks.... take a look at some of these vids i recorded....


anyways raptors tv was there and asked me to explain the story but i only had like 15 seconds cuz they had to bounce... so i duno... look for me on raptors tv in the near future!!!

Who's Ready for jersey shore season 2?!??!

ive been workin out my arms really hard and stretchin them out so i can fist pump longer, harder, and faster (and so i dont get guidos elbow).... ive been sittin in the sun to get tanned and look hawt.... ive been buying new clothes left, right, and center so i dont have to go do laundry.... jersey shore comes back tomorrowwwww and boiiiii am i excited!!! cant wait to see the predicaments snooki and friends get themselves into and find out how similar i am to these clowns.... should be good

to be like me or jersey shore people:
you need a poof or a blowout
tons of ed hardy clothes
wear beaters around all day
sunglasses inside
(insert other stereotype here)

anyways im too looking forward to 10pm tomorrow!!! check out my vid (and when i say WE are all going to be watching, i am referring to myself and my ed hardy and gel products as the WE part) and this random audition tape that i foudn too funny






ps - justin bieber rules

Bro of the Week!

CHICKA CHICKA YEEEEEEE!!!! i love summer... it is so much fun to be outside and enjoying the weather, playing sports, drinkin beers, partying, filming videos, you know... the usual

So in case you havent heard, i applied for this job to go across canada and promote basketball... which would be pretty sick... i had to make this video showing y i loved basketball... if they liked it, theyd call me for an interview.... the video was so BUSINESS! i got a call within like 45 seconds and they told me how much they loved it and wanted me to come in for an interview....obviously i didnt object and went to their office the next day.... did a nice job in the interview and well find out this week.... i want this job a lot but either way, we had so much fun making it... so that being said:

Cameron MacDonald
Jeremy Beggs
Zac Sutherland
Justin Nanu
Kyle WIlliamson Fox

you young studs are the bros of the week this week for all your hard work and helping me get to the second phase of this competitive process... couldntve got here without your help!!! Plus all your cameos were mad jokes and i wanna make more just random vids cuz it was too much fun and i will be calling you for more cameos in the future!

My Basketball promo vid!

For those of you that have not seen or heard of it - So Im applying for this basketball job and needed to make a movie about myself and my liking for the game of basketball... take a look and let me know what you think!!!

Facebook movie

yo the facebook movie is coming out and the trailer looks fucking sickkkkkkk!!! check it out below.... and the remake of the song creep is friggin BUSINESS too!!!

Bye Bye Hedo!!!

Well, the Hedo Turkoglu experiment definitely failed.... too bad cuz i think he had a bad year... and has a coach that doesnt like to use force.... so hedo chose to party a lot... which is cool... cuz you cant blame him for wanting to party... hes hedo turkoglu.... 55 million dollar man.... hes allowed to party when he wants.... even if he sits out of a game with a stomach virus... he can get out and party that nite... dont blame him tho... at least i dont... party in the desert hedo!

Bro of the WEEK! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing TubeMan!!!!!!!

This week was a pretty good week- for the most part i took it easy and laid back and was jus chayin out.... but there were definitely nights worth mentioning. Wednesday night was definitely bomb hitting up club frequency for wayback wednesday.... friday night was sick - hit up the casino and cashed in a little..... had this whole HEAT WAVE the entire week which got me extra tanned!!!! Now im filming my video and getting ready for a solid week of more HEAT, partying, tanning, gymming, boozing, and chaying!!!

There really was only 1 bro of the week i could think of and not to many of you will know this bro - in fact, only two people will understand this..... The bro of the week this week, was definitely Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Guy from Club Frequency. So this entire post is going to be about wacky wavy inflatable arm guys!!!! Hooray!

1) Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Guy from Club Frequency-


Wednesday nite - at club frequency, gettin the party on and then we see it - out of the corner of our eye, the dude dressed in all blue just flailing his arms in the air and going absolutely mental. No he did not give a shit what he looked like. He did not care if he hit anyone with those wacky waving inflatable arms of his. No he did not care if there was a beautiful baby looking his direction. All this man wanted to do was wave his wacky wavy inflatable arms everywhere and just go crazy. His dance moves were one of the highlights of the last 18 years. I have never seen anything so fascinating. Girls would walk up to him and he wouldnt even flinch. He'd continue waving those wacky inflatable arms in all directions and going mental. There were no drinks in his hands. Just arms that were flailing everywhere. For not giving a shit about anything other than waving around those wacky waving inflatable tubemen arms, that bro is definitely this weeks bro of the week!!!

If you wanna see what his dancing looked like, check out this vid!



And for the record, if you do not know what a wacky waving inflatable arm tube man is, well urban dictionary defines it as A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around. Uses include: Attract Customers to your business. Make a splash at your next presentation. Keep grandma company. Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbours. African American? Hail a cab. Testify at church. Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

How Long is too long for a bro to be playing the field when looking for a job?

This article was the cover story on the New York Times yesterday . It reminds me of what I am going through right now right down to the T. It is crazy how us 18-29 year olds are looking for that perfect job and turning down opportunities that present themselves because they are not "perfect" right now.....It's a little bit long but I really enjoyed this read and felt I was reading about my own life when I heard this guy's story. Check it out!

Whos Excited for Jersey Shore Season 2

Ok - I know everyone either loved season 1 or hated season 1 but EVERYBODY watched season 1. It didnt matter if you watched it to stay up to date with the guidos and guidettes or just laugh your ass off but Jersey Shore was such an amazing show and is back for season 2 July 29th..... It might be a little bit scripted this year but based on the trailer it looks fucking off the chain and drama filled.... currently, amazon.com is the only place that sells season 1 on dvd and you can get an uncensored version which is pretty cool (watch snooki get smoked in the face again) but season 1s release date everywhere is July 20th. Check out the trailer for season 2 and lemme know what you think!





Alright - theres always parodies of these people and usually theyre pretty shitty but this one is actually one of the funniest ive seen!!!!




anyways, cant wait for season 2!!! july 29th... talk to me about it!

Bro of the week for canada day/ 4th of july weekend!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyooooo!!!!! Nothing says solid week like a 5 day weekend!! You feel me? There were so many candidates for bro of the week considering the fact that we went on a BROCATION this weekend to ottawa and to a cottage... many epic tails, many epic fails, many jokes and stories that are gonna stick with us forever.... such a solid time shooting the shit with the boys and causing madness in the streets..... so without having to wait any longer - lets get to those bros of the week!!!

1) Joey Chestnut - JJJJJJJJJOEEEYYYYY aka jaws repped the usa hard this weekend at coney island in the nathans annual hot dog eating challenge. joey has now won this event four years in a row and is a true american icon! Although he was unable to top his personal best (probably because Kobayashi was not participating, even tho he did make an appearance and get arrested), he still won the event by nine hot dogs!!! Joey Chestnut is now only 2 mustard belts shy of catching up to Kobayashi who got 6 in a row from 2001 to 2006.... Keep on eating Joey!

2)
Miles Austin - what happens when you date a Kardashian? If you answered you get AIDS, you are incorrect. The correct answer is your team wins a championship. Just ask Lamar Odom or Reggie Bush..... Miles austin is now dating Kim Kardashian - my money is definitely on the cowboys to win the super bowl this year.... besides winning a championship hell also get to take this slampiece to pound town every nite

3) Nicholas Finn - what a gracious host to the broventures this week.... he drove a fuckin boat to this weekend... how can he not win bro of the week by driving a boat?!?! ok and he also made me giggle like a little school girl when i was overbaked on canada day (no homo).

10 Signs Your Girl is a Keeper

Thank you for this one brobible.....

So much talk is put into how to tell if the girl you’re with is crazy or psycho or if it’s time to break up with her. Well, although it may be far away, at some point in life, there comes a time when it’s time to find a broad and settle down with her. I’m sure most of you are dreading this day right now, but with the right girl, your wedding day won’t be all bad. At the very least, you still get to throw a kick-ass bachelor party. Since looking for qualities in a girl that go beyond whether or not you want to bang her will be a relatively new concept to most of us, here’s a list of things to look for in a girl — other than the lovey-dovey, you-complete-me bullshit — that could mean she’s the one to hang on to.

1. She’s hot.
This is a no-brainer. If you aren’t attracted to the woman who could be the mother of your children, there’s no point even being around her. Find your future MILF and happiness is sure to follow.

2. She cooks you breakfast.
Bros like to sleep in and Bros like to eat. A girl who is willing to get her ass out of bed and make breakfast for you will allow you to get some extra sleep and get a nice meal without any effort on your part. There’s nothing quite like waking up to the smell of fresh bacon. Bonus if she likes to cook in her lingerie.


3. She enjoys quality movies.
In this case, quality needs to fit your definition — for me, it’s comedies, action, and sports movies. One time I was at Best Buy with this girl, and was trying to explain to her the plot of Law Abiding Citizen, which was “this guy’s family gets killed, so he kills those killers and is still killing people from in jail,” and she was sold on the movie. Look for a girl like that; avoid the ones whose movie collections consist only of things like A Walk to Remember and P.S. I Love You.

4. She can drink, but can’t out drink you.
If you’re going to parties or other social events, it’s nice to have a girl who will drink whatever they have available, even if that means she’s going to be drinking some beer. However, once your girl starts out drinking you, you’re the one who’s doing the babysitting of the drunk, which is not fun. You will also look like a pussy in front of all of your Bros.

5. She understands sports and likes to watch them.
Following BroBible’s “My Dad is a Bro” contest, I’ve got to give my old man some credit here: ESPN is pretty much the only thing my mom watches, and she really enjoys hockey and lacrosse. On top of that, she actually knows what’s going on, but doesn’t try to be an expert, and doesn't freak out over minor plays. Now that’s a precedent for every Bro (and his girl) to follow.

6. She watches porn.
As long as it’s within moderation, a girl who watches porn is more likely to be willing to try new things in bed, know what to do in bed, and she definitely can’t get mad at you if she catches you watching porn. It’s a win-win situation for everybody.

7. She has her own group of friends.
Obviously you aren’t going to want to spend all your time with the same broad, no matter how amazing she is. There will be lots of times when you just want to go out with your Bros and if she doesn’t have her own friends to go out with, she’ll just text/call you and complain about how she’s lonely and misses you. No one wants a stage-5 clinger.

8. She doesn’t make you put ‘in a relationship’ on Facebook.
It’s your profile, not hers. If you want to put that you’re in a relationship with her for the whole world to see, that should be your call, not hers. The First Amendment gives you the right to leave that field blank and she should be more concerned about what’s going on in the real world, not about what your Facebook says.

9. She cleans.
Most likely, you’re a slob. Adding another slob to the mix would just be a disaster. You’re not going to change, and you shouldn’t, so the simple solution is to find a girl who will clean up your things for you. Added bonus if she decides to clean in a French maid outfit.

10. She likes your friends.
You and your Bros are going to do stupid stuff. The logical answer is to find a girl who accepts that and is okay with that. It’s also important for her to like your friends because they’re going to come over whether she likes it or not, and it’s just better if she likes it. Or, at least tolerates it with a smile.

In a perfect world, there would be a chick like this for everyone, but unfortunately, this is not a perfect world. There are far more Bros out there than there are girls who have all these traits. Having said that, there’s nothing wrong with not finding a keeper, and just finding one-nighter after one-nighter. If you’ve got any other traits of a keeper, add them to the comments below.

My Mock Draft | NBADraft.net

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Bro of the week

Summer is here and things are starting to heat up! Bros are starting to get ready for the best time of the year for partying, chaying, and working game on the ladies....this weekend i played in two beach volleyball tournaments at ashbridges bay and i will be back there several times this summer.... such a good spot to be at......anyways, this is bro of the week not "where did dvdbonan go this weekend" so lets get down to it.... this week we got three bros that stood above the rest and here they are:

1) My dad -
fathers day was yesterday and if you want to know who the biggest bro in the world is.... look no further then my genetic pool... my father is the definition of a bro and gave me his bro genes to pass on to the rest of the world! Dad has done so much stuff for me over my life I feel there is no better way to honour him then offering him the number 1 bro of the week award this week! Thanks Dad!

2) Kobe Bryant aka the Black Mamba -
FIVE NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS AND TWO NBA FINALS MVPS NOW!!! Kobe Bryant was a man on a mission this playoffs and proved that he still has that championship passion. People were putting him down and his Lakers came in to the playoffs as the third highest seed in the NBA behind the Cavs and Magic and people were saying this was LeBrons year to win... with the Boston Celtics help, Kobe was able to keep that status atop the mountain at least for another year (and I say he's gonna keep it for a few more years)... Kobe was a monster this playoffs and dominated throughout the playoffs.... even in the championship when he was having quiet games he was still putting up 30 a game... and in game 7... he truly showed he wanted it (moreso on defense than on offense with his 15 boards to offset his poor shooting performance). but black mamba... in honour of your fifth nba title and amazing playoff performance, you are the #2 bro of the week!

3) Ron Artest -
K - let me just say that any other week, this guy would be the number one bro of the week but he had some tough competition this week but Ron Artest, you are bro of the week #3.... lets start with the NBA championship.... Ron Artest was one of the biggest reasons the Lakers won game 7.... he hit a big 3 late in the game had 20 points and played amazing defense on Paul Pierce leading to several easy layups for the Lakers - without Ron Ron, odds are the Lakers would not have been in that game.

Now, lets go to his post game interviews.... I mean how bro of Ron was it to thank his psychiatrist? I have NEVER heard anyone thank their psychiatrist especially on nationally television.... and this came two weeks after his epic Queensbridge interview with Craig Sager! Then, after going for a meal with his family after the championship and having his daughter on his shoulders sleeping, Ron was asked if he was going to go to disneyland to celebrate. His response? "Screw Disneyland! I'm going to Compton!" Hahahahah such a bro thing to say..... He also introduced me to the word "hoodalize" and "freeballing" on the jimmy kimmel show

To top off Ron's week, he also released a rap song called "Champion" which actually is pretty good.... What a week for Ron Ron! All of the interviews are below along with the song... take a look!

The phony bugger compensates the activating follower.

and he was like baby, baby, baby nooooo!!!

Hah this is just like the funniest internet rumor so it needs to be posted here... justin bieber caught syphilis... maybe thats why his baby broke his heart for the first time.... always disclose potentially life threatening sexually transmitted diseases to your partners before you engage in sexual intercourse.... this was the most trending topic on google for the past few days.... so if you are wondering why twitter might be over capacity..... its probly got somin to do with justin bieber as the trending topic

hah follow one of these links for a good laugh

How Did Justin Bieber Get Syphilis
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Bro of the week

this weeks bro of the week was a pretty easy choice.... too bad i dont have a picture.... but the winner is: THAT COP THAT SAVED THE RAGER FROM SHUTTING DOWN!

Saturday night - throwing it down pretty hard at a kegger (shouts to leora for a good job hosting), holdin down the fort at pong - anyways we partied too hard and the cops come once to shut it down..... everyone goes inside and everything seems kosher....rite? well maybe an hour later another cop comes back with the directions to end the party and give tickets out to everyone but he was fuckin bro - there was enough weed in that room to get a hefty fine and he straight up told us he aint gonna look for any of that shit.... he basically jus came in, checked out the girls, and then chilled outside shooting the shit with us smokin bogeys for a little before going to help his bro.....i totally was going to ask him about his thoughts on cops icing bros but thot better of it.... but to not booking anyone and alllowing the peeps to chay on - i say u cop sir are the bro of the week!

Next Video!!!!

Whatsup everybody?!?! alright so i have come up with two great ideas for my next video and dont know which one to shoot first. as a result, i am coming to you, my fans and loyal supporters to help me decide.... just vote on the idea you would like me to make my next video on and whichever idea has the most votes will be the next video i make!!!

Bro of the Week!

Dammmmmmmmmmn!!!! Do i know how to throw it down at a party!!! Chayed from 1 in the afternoon till 5 in the morning!!! What a champ!!!! Had this awesome chayfest at my house.... good to see a lot of my friends that I hadnt seen in a while, catch some sun in the afternoon (yes, I am tanned like a mofo or a guido from the shore), play some drunken basketball (in the dark), show off my beach bod in my pool, and just fucking chay. There is nothing better then the feeling of summer and just being able to chay all day in the heat, maybe throw some meat on the barbeque, pound back a few brewskis, bust out beer pong by the pool, get those jamskis thrown on the radio.... you know how we do.... anyways, my chaying days this weekend made me want to reminisce on past chays and i know this is a little bit old, but i made this video a few months ago to show all of the fun partying and chaying i did in the past.... it kinda looks like something that would be played at my funeral but its still pretty awesome considering i suck with computers.... take a look and i hope you enjoy...



also, from my vegas trip, my bro andrew made this sick video from our awesome night out that we had partying on the strip.... take a look at it.... its so fucking money!

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=686162270030&ref=mf

but this post is called bro of the week! the main thing i wanna do is talk about one of my bros and how he excelled this week at being the dominant alpha male that he is....people look up to this man and say "woah! does that guy know how to party!" - further, people think of this dude as a legend - as an icon - a mythical creature. stories have been told that sound like he comes straight out of a steven segal action flick.... he is the one, the only - Mark Donatelli!!!!!!



Let me paint the picture for you.... I chayed pretty hard starting at one in the afternoon....most people started chaying at around 6 or so..... by one oclock in the morning - everyone was asleep in the house except for me and DT - so what do we do? we definitely say "fuck this. the nite aint over... its only one oclock! i cant go to bed now...." so we start pounding down brewskis and continue the chay session! DT, as he is commonly referred to by those lucky enough to see him in the flesh, was a bpong champ, a little fish in the water, and a party animal, and a fucking night owl that would not let the party end at 1 in the morning... i mean seriously... what kind of parties end at one in the morning? the lame ones..... so mark saved me from having a lame party by making sure it went till the sun was rising!!! and for that chay session... you sir are the bro of the week.... oh! and not only did he party till the early mornin but he also chayed hard the ENTIRE day saturday too after that mega drunkfest.... u sir, are a winner!!

honorary mention goes to fox for being able to get up at like 3 in the morning and chay for a couple more hours with us!!!

Bro of the Week!!!!!

WowwwwwWwwwWW! and no - that is not me talking about world of warcraft. That is me saying wow to talk about the week that I had. Went to Vegas and visited every corner of the town. Ran into several interestng people but no one came close to this week's bro of the week. And i think the people that came on the trip would all agree on who this week's winner of bro of the week is.



Zac Sutherland

This bro did it all - in true bro fashion - he, like the others on the party, endured pure hardship for 48 hours having a flight cancellation, delayed flight, and missing a connection - BUT finallly arrived in Vegas two days later and was friggin ready to party and chay!!!!! And boy was he money right from the beginning - not just in terms of gambling, but in terms of his actions and chaying ability. And the best part - most bros are so fuckin money and they dont even know it - but big zac was money and he knew it. THose are the real bros... lets start with sunday .... in beer pong.... i carry his butt but he was on the winning team in beer pong.... then its off to the casinos.... and boy did he pillage the casinos. it starts off with ceasars palace.... he takes that casino down... then we head over to bellagio and hes a big winner there too... so what does he do next? he gets a limo and we go to mandalay bay... what happens there? more pillaging.... this guy was just a pirate stealin buried treasure from different islands.... then its on to the second limo where he gets champagne for the team and we go to the stratosphere for some more pillaging. take a listen to this speech that he gives in the limo... what a stud:



That is a money speech!!!! How about Zac's GM abilities wheelin and dealin boobie trading cards!!! Pretty bro!!!!



But straight up, this guy won in the casino, provided everyone with drinks, food, cab rides, chill sessions, and was just chaying all weekend like it was nobody's business.... and above all, wat a great guy and the definite winner of bro of the week... mad props zachary... u deserve it... congrats

Running of the Urinals

One of the biggest annual events in the world is the "Running of the Urinals" at the Preakness. Preakness happened yesterday and all bros had to have bet on it... i fuckin got two out of 3 in the trifecta which paid 3G's ... pissed off my other horse broke was in contention the entire race.... anyways.... the running of the urinals is the craziest thing at the preakness.... people in their twenties file into the infield at Pimlico in Maryland to watch the Preakness, gamble, chay, and get fucked up. Every year people could bring their own beer into the event and just chay all day long and have fun. This year they changed that and made it an all you can drink event for 20 bucks but Pimlico would provide the booze in plastic cups to prevent people from participating in the "running of the urinals" and having people get hurt. Basically, the running of the urinals is something like this - there are about 100 portopotties lined up in a row for ppl to go to the bathroom at Pimlico. Buttttt, instead of using them for pissing, drunk people decided to go on top of the urinals and try running across them. THen, people decided to hit that retard that is running across the urinals and they throw beer cans at them. If the person amkes it across they get a giant applause, if they get pegged and fall, its a good laugh.... check out some of these hilarious vids of the running of the urinals!!

BIG Announcement

I would like to take this time to make a much needed press release:

Yes, the rumors are true... I am in the process of making an audiobook. The purpose of this audiobook is to help people on their road to championship status and greatness. I will be calling this audiobook "How to be a fucking champion like David Bonan." Written by David Bonan. Narrated by David Bonan. Yes I am writing it and narrating it which means that not only do you get to go inside my brain and listen to my thoughts, but I will actually be the one reading it to you! And what makes this even more special is the fact that you will be able to take the audiobook with you in your car and listen to it on your way to work, school, parties, bar mitzvahs, and late night Mcdonald's runs. Another great fact is that this is going to be an audiobook, not a book. WHo fucking reads anymore? The answer: no one. An audiobook means you can let someone else read for you and who better to read to you then me? The man with the most soothing and most confident voice in the world.

No official date for the release of the audiobook has been set but soon sections of the book will be available for your listening pleasure on my soon to be myspace page once my assistant sets that up for me. You can also become my friend on myspace to boost your ego and feel like a champion.

The last thing I want to say is friends, family, acquaintances, house pets, employees at the local Red Lobster, this audiobook has been created with you in mind. I want to help YOU become a better YOU. I am truly dedicating this book to all of the loyal and hardworking people out there that want a boost their social life, place in the workforce, and relationship ties with others. Celine DIon said it best when she said "for you are the wind beneath my wings" and I will be looking out for all of you and thinking about you as I create the audiobook!

Thank you,

DvdBonan
Blogger, Family Man, Party Animal, and soon to be Author

DTF Girl

I read this from my brobible site .... its a good read

Demystifying the DTF Chick: Yes, She Really Does Exist

Editor's Note: We discovered our newest hot chick writer, Magna Carta, via her excellent Twitter postings, which are consistently some of the funniest and raunchiest musings we've ever seen out of a hot chick. So we asked her to write for us. Needless to say, she was down.

Yes, she’s out there. The girl you’ve always dreamed about. The girl who won’t text message you incessantly with mindless banter, follow you around at parties like a helpless puppy, or break up your priceless “chay time” to hang out with her. She’s what I like to call a chick who’s DTF — I'm one of them, and I want to help you bag one of your own.

How to Spot the DTF Chick in the Wild
I know what most of you are thinking, and no, that random girl you banged last weekend who may be a 5 on a good hair day isn’t a true DTF chick. There’s a big difference between a broad who will spread ‘em for anyone in the hopes of catching a winner and a girl who’s DTF. The DTF chick isn’t a slut; she’s merely a girl who knows what she wants and is comfortable in her own sexuality.

To identify her, think of the DTF chick as the female version of the Bro. She’s independent, knows how to chill, and most of all, isn’t looking for something serious. She’s over the fantasy of trying to coerce a college-aged dude to settle down with her for what will most likely be a waste of the best four years of his and her life. She’s probably been screwed over enough times to know how the game is played and is now using this knowledge to her advantage. She’s looking for the same thing you are: a no-strings-attached hookup that will satiate her need for a late night romp. No stress, no drama —she’s simply DTF.

That being said, you won’t find her glued to a pack of needy-looking chicks standing in the corner of a party; she does her own thing. She will float around the party from group to group, yet she’ll be understated in the attention she draws to herself. She will be involved in the social scene but won’t be that girl who consistently makes a fool of herself. She will most likely be the girl more actively involved in drinking games with the bros than gossiping with the girls. The DTF chick will look good, most likely wearing an outfit that falls short of “slutty” yet is certainly more appealing to look at than the “trendy” potato sacks worn by an average chick. She knows how to work the body she has while still leaving something to the bro’s imagination.

What type of bro is she looking for?
Although DTF, she still has standards and chooses her partners wisely; not any bro will do. She’s the opposite of desperate and doesn’t let the dudes she hooks up with define who she is. She’s looking for the male equivalent of herself: a low-key, smart, confident, and independent guy who doesn’t need a chick at his side to prove he’s the man. The guy must not be clingy and give the DTF chick the independence she thrives on. She won’t want a bro who has a reputation as a player; she’s already been down that road and wants someone who will respect her. She’ll want someone who looks damn good and takes care of his appearance, because let’s face it — this chick could probably get most any guy.

Is the DTF chick a one-night stand? Certainly not, and this is an important distinction between a girl who’s DTF and a slut; she’s the type of girl you’d probably want to date if you weren’t in a college setting. Consider her a girlfriend minus the label, the PDA, the forced time hanging out with her annoying girlfriends, and the constant need to be in touch. Therefore, she needs a guy she can trust. You both understand each other; you have a mutual agreement to bang it out when the urge arises, sans commitment. What more could you ask for?

Most importantly, the DTF chick loves to bang and will want a bro who knows how to please her above-average sex drive. A girl who’s confident enough to do her own thing when it comes to guys sure as hell is a vixen in the sack. She knows what she’s doing and won’t be afraid to tell you what to do, so an open-mind is key. Unlike the girl who’s secretly hoping you’ll fall in love with her post-drill sesh, the DTF chick is there for her own carnal desires.

While rare, the DTF chick does exist. Don’t expect to find a girl who’s DTF that’s still in her teens; at this age, no girl has learned to separate her emotions from her sexual desires. If she doesn’t seek you out first (a DTF girl has no problem going up to whomever she wishes to take down), then you’ll probably find her out back beating your friends at a chugging contest. A DTF chick will undoubtedly be the best discovery of your college career.

Bro of the Week 3!

Solid week for bro of the week candidates! I had a tough time choosing who I'd put up here but ultimately decided on 3 bros that were worthy of the bro of the week in this third installment of the category. Let's just get straight into it this week - here are this week's bros of the week!


1) Andrew Morrill - alright let me paint a picture for you. It's friday night, im out chaying with the bros things are going well getting my buzz on having some fun with some hard liquor. THen the liquor gets drank quicker then expected so gotta move on to warm beer from a mini heineken keg.... tastes like urine.... makes me feel queezy... makes everyone feel like bleh.... talk abotu a real buzzkill.... but its time to go out.... im starting to feel like this nite is going to turn into a lame sauce nite cuz the juices arent flowing and im not really feelin like any more drinks.... we head into the cab and andrew just starts goin crazy.... singin loudly to the cab driver... slurring his words... talking about imaginary parties that he never went too.... a pure chay moment... his momentum helped save my buzz and make it to the bar where i was ready to re-chay and get b.o.d. and boy did i ever once we hit the bar.... morrill was still slammin drinks down once we got to the bar and not just straight boring shots... he got shots that had weird names in the title like "secretion" and the infamous "no homo" blue candy drink....so for saving the nite.... morrill you are the bro of the week! Shout outs to the others that partied but it was morrills heroics in the cab on the way that saved the nite!


2) Robert Downey Jr - I dont know who is more bro - Robert Downey Jr or Tony Stark? Robert Downey Jr pounds drinks down like a champ.... but so does Tony Stark! Robert Downey Jr is one rich upper class bro only driving the sexiest cars.... but so does Tony Stark! Robert Downey Jr takes slampieces to pound town whenever the fack he wants... so does Tony Stark! Robert (or should i say "Bro-bert") Downey Jr is the king of being a bad ass... but so is Tony Stark! Iron Man 2 came out and was such an ill movie.... really impressed and really enjoyed it... wish I was as cool as Robert Downey Jr or Tony Stark! Go see this film

3) Jim Cramer - one of the most bro things in life is the stock market... every bro needs to know about the stock market and needs to play it cause it involves mad dollar bills and gambling... such bro things.... jim cramer is a king of the stock market and his episode this week with the stock market glitch proved that.... cramer called out a glitch in the system and potentially made at least one person $500,000 in 5 minutes! He told everyone on his show to purchase 50,000 shares of Proctor and Gamble at $49 when it was going downward... stock went down to $42 and then in minutes shot right back up to $60! THen he acts all bro like nothing happened... just asked that hte person that made the money take him out for dinner at Roots! Such a bro move... check out the vid here!



Honourable Mention - Keith, the semi-bro from craigslist - alright i duno if this guy is a bro or a loser.... this guy makes a post on craigslist to get a female attractive roommate in nyc and all they have to do is pay $300 a month in exchange for walking around in their underwear every so often....seems like a sweet deal when the same type of place goes for more than $2000 in the city...as i read further i began to realize this guy is unbro and cant get any action and is a shmoe but his ad still made me laugh and its a pretty ballzy move on his part... im just wondering how many responses he got.... check out the full craigslist ad here ... ps check out what he says for cats and dogs... mad jokes

Alright - I am just going to throw these two vids in here so I don't got to make two blog posts..... friday nite was pimp... vids to prove it....

Let me set the stage for this video.... about 10-12 drinks in, 6 shots in I decide its time to hit up the basketball game.... im a surrrious balla and i had to show my skillz (yes with a z) to my people.... im surprised i did so well but the important part is the form... look at the beautiful form on my shots as each ball gets drained into the basket... SWISH!


Sloshed cab ride home!

This Weekend

Sup blogosphere? hope u made it thru ur week with ease and are ready for an awesome weekend of chaying.... as of right now i am going to say i am going to avoid chaying partying and workin game on slampieces but i could be persuaded to do all 3 lol.... whats there to do this weekend: well besides from going out and partying we got iron man 2 coming to the big screen! looks dope.... if its anything near as good as the first one ima be really impressed... robert downey jr is super bro... he should just change his name to bro-bert downey junior... badda boom boom ching! zinger! scarlett johanssons also in it to give viewers a little pleasant treat on their eyes.... i am really excited for this movie but mite wait a few days to let the super buzz quiet down



also - wonderland opens its doors this weekend to nonseason pass holders for the first time! if u like thrills and the exhiliration of dropping 80 feet in 3 seconds on roller coasters head down there cuz the lines mite not be super long and u can get around to everything all day....

nba playoffs and nhl playoffs continue.... HUGEEEEE shout out to the habs who were able to tie up the series verse the pens tonite... jaroslav halak, i am considering proposing to u....single handedly keeping us in the playoffs... keep it up bro! im hopin the celts can take the cavs down tomorrow nite in a HUGE eastern conference semi and kid canada steve nash and the suns try to steal a game from the spurs in texas!



Its also mothers day sunday! make sure u call ur mother at the very least to wish her a happy mothers day and thank her for everything that shes done for you! show some love and be creative with your gifts! flowers are good but mothers eat up priceless gifts that have a lot of centimental value.... think of some good times u guys shared together and reminisce on those days! and above all, make sure you are good to your mother and do everything she says on sunday!

FAIL!

Sup blogosphere followers?!? Happy cinco de mayo!!! hope your eating lots of tacos, quesadillas, and burritos and enjoying some dos equis and tequila! This post is dedicated to a few of the biggest fails I have seen in the past few weeks.... take a look, have a laugh.... oh - and two weeks until vegas! expect some vlogs in the next few days and funny stories....







ahahaha dont tase me bro!

Bro of the Week 2!

Well, this week was supposed to be a really, really fun week (and it was) but it was very hard to find a suitable candidate for bro of the week. Going downtown on Friday and Saturday as well as day chaying at the track for the Kentucky Derby was supposed to be three prime opportunities for bros to earn honours of bro of the week and make a statement. I was looking forward to a few broventures this weekend but I ended up having to go on a soloventure by myself on Friday night (which was pretty epic by the way if you haven't heard it) and Saturday turned into a night of just shooting the shit. The derby was fun but like we were losers so it put a damper on the afternoon and it was raining so the slampieces were not out in full force. Also, horse racing is nowhere near as big in Canada as it is in the States. I'm gonna post a video of the actual derby and you can see in the middle of the track all the tents set up where people in their mid 20s just go to get crunked and gamble and party... looks like so much fun....

So i was tempted to nominate myself for bro of the week because no one stepped up to the plate but thats totally lame so I turned to the world of Hollywood to find my bro of the week. Luckily, my good friend the governator, Arnold Schwarznegger, made an appearance on the Jay Leno show and in true Arnold fashion, was able to kill me with laughter.... any time you give someone a dvd with yourself in it, you are a winner.... anytime Arnold tries to impersonates someone it's gotta be funny... but when it's Arnold making fun of Stallone it's an instant classic.... and that wasnt the best part.... his answers to interview questions posed to him on the James Lipton show made me laugh so hard i cried (if you dont know what his answer was find out what it means at dictionary.com or somewhere and rewatch it)....its all after 2:35 in this clip but its totally worth watching and making Arnold the bro of the week....





Floyd Mayweather also deserves an honourable mention shout out as bro of the week. Fighting SUgar Shane Mosley in Vegas yesterday was a battle but after an early scare, Mayweather showed everyone why he is the best boxer in the world and just delivered Mosley a world of hurt.

D-pression.... wanna be stuntin like my daddy again!

Dammmmmmmn! Destroyed my back and have been stuck in bed for like 4 days... it's the WORST!!!!! need to get better soon.... was supposed to go on a 28 day pre-vegas workout but that's been put on hold which is ballllllllllls! tv tonite: we got more playoff action: both nhl and nba.... canadiens vs caps game 7.... o man i am hopin montreal can pull this one off!!! modern family is also on at 9...dope show....would be amazing!!! Here's a life update from me followed by the chiddy bang opposite of adults

Oh! and in addition, i have found such a BRO site.... fuckin bomb, jokes site that makes me cry my own tears from laughing so hard....last time someone made me cry my own tears was in titanic when the old lady dropped the jewelry into the ocean at the end.... check out Bros Like This Site .