What is CHAYING?

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ARE NOT A TRUE BRO, YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY BUSINESS READING THIS! PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK ONLY IF YOU ARE A BRO AND WANT TO HAVE A MORE SOLID UNDERSTANDING OF THE FUNDAMENTAL CHARACTERISTIC OF OUR MAIN BRO-NESS PURPOSE! THIS ISSUE SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY AND NEEDS TO BE FOLLOWED IN ORDER TO MAXIMIZE AWESOMENESS! AS MANY FEMALE FANS AS I HAVE, THIS ARTICLE IS PURELY FOR BROS!

This is the article of the century for all bros. Click the link to see a video that will truly help you understand what it means to be a bro. CHAYING

Alright, straight up, chaying is the fundamental purpose of all bros. There is a GIANT difference between "chaying" and "chilling" even though chaying is derived from chilling. However, the big difference between the two is chilling involves sitting back and waiting for good times to happen whereas chaying is going out and making shit happen without trying too hard. Chaying requires every ounce of passion, heart, and soul that one can exert.

According to brobible, a truly sacred site for all bros that I highly recommend to any bro whoever needs assistance from fellow bros, chaying is "the perpetual search for the next buzz. In its most basic form, chaying is trying your hardest to get more blacked out than the next bro and in doing so, creating a atmosphere of alcohol jubilation and rehab-worthy activities." Based on this, it might sound like chaying can simply be put as "drinking aggressively". However, this is not the case. When drinking aggressively, the goal is to drink a lot, laugh a lot, and land a hot babe at the end of the night (in that order). With chaying, there is no real order for activities. Things just sort of happen based on you being so "chay" and not really caring (since the whole point of chaying is to get black out drunk). When you are chaying, no matter what the activity is, you let yourself go and do anything and everything that is required of you to ensure your own happiness and the happiness of those around you.

There are items called "chaying enhancers". Chaying enhancers are as they sound; items that will enhance your chayness. Biggest chaying enhancer is definitely alcohol but they could be anything ranging from drugs to a basketball to a hot chick. Anything could help enhance the "chay".

"A true chayer, no matter what the circumstances are, never passes up a shotgun, funnel, keg stand, or any other activity that may enhance merrymaking and glee."

Now I hope everyone has a much better understanding of what chaying is and that you have learned something very important. I hope to see all of my bros out there chaying and having the times of their life.

Peace and bro-love