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Monday, May 10, 2010

DTF Girl

I read this from my brobible site .... its a good read

Demystifying the DTF Chick: Yes, She Really Does Exist

Editor's Note: We discovered our newest hot chick writer, Magna Carta, via her excellent Twitter postings, which are consistently some of the funniest and raunchiest musings we've ever seen out of a hot chick. So we asked her to write for us. Needless to say, she was down.

Yes, she’s out there. The girl you’ve always dreamed about. The girl who won’t text message you incessantly with mindless banter, follow you around at parties like a helpless puppy, or break up your priceless “chay time” to hang out with her. She’s what I like to call a chick who’s DTF — I'm one of them, and I want to help you bag one of your own.

How to Spot the DTF Chick in the Wild
I know what most of you are thinking, and no, that random girl you banged last weekend who may be a 5 on a good hair day isn’t a true DTF chick. There’s a big difference between a broad who will spread ‘em for anyone in the hopes of catching a winner and a girl who’s DTF. The DTF chick isn’t a slut; she’s merely a girl who knows what she wants and is comfortable in her own sexuality.

To identify her, think of the DTF chick as the female version of the Bro. She’s independent, knows how to chill, and most of all, isn’t looking for something serious. She’s over the fantasy of trying to coerce a college-aged dude to settle down with her for what will most likely be a waste of the best four years of his and her life. She’s probably been screwed over enough times to know how the game is played and is now using this knowledge to her advantage. She’s looking for the same thing you are: a no-strings-attached hookup that will satiate her need for a late night romp. No stress, no drama —she’s simply DTF.

That being said, you won’t find her glued to a pack of needy-looking chicks standing in the corner of a party; she does her own thing. She will float around the party from group to group, yet she’ll be understated in the attention she draws to herself. She will be involved in the social scene but won’t be that girl who consistently makes a fool of herself. She will most likely be the girl more actively involved in drinking games with the bros than gossiping with the girls. The DTF chick will look good, most likely wearing an outfit that falls short of “slutty” yet is certainly more appealing to look at than the “trendy” potato sacks worn by an average chick. She knows how to work the body she has while still leaving something to the bro’s imagination.

What type of bro is she looking for?
Although DTF, she still has standards and chooses her partners wisely; not any bro will do. She’s the opposite of desperate and doesn’t let the dudes she hooks up with define who she is. She’s looking for the male equivalent of herself: a low-key, smart, confident, and independent guy who doesn’t need a chick at his side to prove he’s the man. The guy must not be clingy and give the DTF chick the independence she thrives on. She won’t want a bro who has a reputation as a player; she’s already been down that road and wants someone who will respect her. She’ll want someone who looks damn good and takes care of his appearance, because let’s face it — this chick could probably get most any guy.

Is the DTF chick a one-night stand? Certainly not, and this is an important distinction between a girl who’s DTF and a slut; she’s the type of girl you’d probably want to date if you weren’t in a college setting. Consider her a girlfriend minus the label, the PDA, the forced time hanging out with her annoying girlfriends, and the constant need to be in touch. Therefore, she needs a guy she can trust. You both understand each other; you have a mutual agreement to bang it out when the urge arises, sans commitment. What more could you ask for?

Most importantly, the DTF chick loves to bang and will want a bro who knows how to please her above-average sex drive. A girl who’s confident enough to do her own thing when it comes to guys sure as hell is a vixen in the sack. She knows what she’s doing and won’t be afraid to tell you what to do, so an open-mind is key. Unlike the girl who’s secretly hoping you’ll fall in love with her post-drill sesh, the DTF chick is there for her own carnal desires.

While rare, the DTF chick does exist. Don’t expect to find a girl who’s DTF that’s still in her teens; at this age, no girl has learned to separate her emotions from her sexual desires. If she doesn’t seek you out first (a DTF girl has no problem going up to whomever she wishes to take down), then you’ll probably find her out back beating your friends at a chugging contest. A DTF chick will undoubtedly be the best discovery of your college career.

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