D-pression.... wanna be stuntin like my daddy again!

Dammmmmmmn! Destroyed my back and have been stuck in bed for like 4 days... it's the WORST!!!!! need to get better soon.... was supposed to go on a 28 day pre-vegas workout but that's been put on hold which is ballllllllllls! tv tonite: we got more playoff action: both nhl and nba.... canadiens vs caps game 7.... o man i am hopin montreal can pull this one off!!! modern family is also on at 9...dope show....would be amazing!!! Here's a life update from me followed by the chiddy bang opposite of adults

Oh! and in addition, i have found such a BRO site.... fuckin bomb, jokes site that makes me cry my own tears from laughing so hard....last time someone made me cry my own tears was in titanic when the old lady dropped the jewelry into the ocean at the end.... check out Bros Like This Site .

Bro of the Week! April 26th, 2010

I have decided that I need to have some weekly segments on this awesome blog to make it even more awesome and consequently, result in a larger fan base. More fans means I feel cooler and when I feel cool, I can fly. When I can fly - its like Kevin Garnett and the NBA - anything is possible!

My first weekly instalment will take place every Sunday or Monday and it is going to be the bro of the week! Anyone that acts extremely bro during the given week is eligible to win this weekly praise! It is probably one of the highest honours in the brommunity and to be nominated for bro of the week is truly a remarkable accomplishment. This week, we have 3 winners of the bro of the week award!

1)

Erick Buhr - definition of a bro who loves to chay: guy is out there lookin for slampieces, getting b.o.d., listening to ill music, saving lives when necessary. Buhr went out of his way to save a bros life this weekend from a fire and even got a fireman to pretend he was Peter Pan when talking to a bro who was passed out in a smoking room. If that's not enough to earn bro of the week, how about his ability to tell bedtime stories! The guy comes into a room and starts going into his English presentation voice on the biblical stories of Samson and David and Goliath... mad effin jokes.... if that's not enough, when the subject changed to life stories he definitely set the standard for jokes story of the week... you have to get him to tell you the story or get him to give me permission to tell the story cuz the witnesses were definitely in tears!

2) Joakim Noah

A bro is someone that is willing to say whatever is on his mind and not giving a fuck about what other people think! Noah definitely knows what to say and when to say it. I mean losing to Cleveland sucks so why not rip into them with your mouth and motivate your team.... seems to have worked as the Bulls won game 3!

3) Nic Cage and the cast of Kick-Ass

Nic Cage (yes he's so bad ass that i have made his name infinite cooler by making it Nic minus the k) is a superhero in real life and this movie helped further prove that. He is the defintion of a bro and the rest of the characters helped make this movie the funniest movie so far in 2010. I wasn't expecting much heading in but have recommended this movie to everyone since seeing it! Man that 13 year old girl is so friggin bro too.... Any kid that curses like that, beats the shit out of bad guys like its her job, and is willing to take three gun shots to a bullet proof vest for a scoop of ice cream is mega bro! Go see this movie and you'll see why the cast has been awarded for bro of the week!

Press Release

You know you lookin at a winnnnnnaaaaa!!!! I feel like I cannot miss! SO jus pass me the ball! Alright it is official! I am going to vegas in 4 weeks and am mad pumped for it! Gonna own the strip and make others bow down in the presence of greatness! I got four weeks to get my body re-ripped up like Rambo to make an impression on that town. Right now I rate myself as a 7.36 out of 10 in terms of how good my beach bod is lookin but by the time I get down there it'll be a 9.7... Imabe jersey shorin it down there in my beater shirts and ed hardy shorts everyday! lookin forward to it! Imabe partying all nite but plan to be down at the pool by 9am every mornin to catch some sun and then hit the gym for an hour right before lunch...But yo! I am mad excited! If you have any activities for me to do get at me! I wanna hear places you've been that are bomb!

The Difference Between Man Rape vs Bro Rape

Exciting news! Dave Chappelle is back and doing stand up! Guys fuckin funny.... in the following clip he explains to us the whole problem with man rape.... In the second clip... we watch a documentary on a "bro" rape.... a little bit different but still friggin hilarious....

For all you 420 people.... happy 420... trippy history of weed!

Babbbbbby nooooooo!

K there actually is no point to this vlog but it's pretty funny... I need more important subjects to talk about.....Enjoy... please send me some topics to vlog about!

Check out this lebron block breakdown!

How To Look and Feel Like a Champ!

Ok so last night I was supposed to go to Luxy and fist pump like a champ! Instead I did the most unbro thing and spent a little too much time with the Captain and did not make it out.... ballllllz.... yayayya, it happens to the best of us.... I did make a vlog before I was supposed to go out... didnt turn out as well as I wouldve liked but you can definitely get tips from me if you want to look and feel like a champ

NBA Playoffs Start Today

Boiiiiiiiiiiii I am sooo excited for the playoff this season (yes, even though the raptors are out I still am mad excited).... First round is so intriguing in the West.... but i think the way the matchups were set, the top 4 seeds all seem to have the better shot of winning.... I am like everyone leaning to a Cleveland LA final but it wouldnt surprise me to see any of the top 4 seeds in each conference in the finals.... I could definitely see a Boston Denver final too. Take a look at these videos!

THose give me chills! What are your predictions?